@@GayKid

fawun:

unfollowing me wont help you lose your virginity

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

penicillium-pusher:

I think I may be gayer than originally planned

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

grandkanyeon:

fuckboy and lava girl

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

raddest-homo:

where—areyou:

Half of me is really attracted to super femme girls

and half of me is attracted to girls in snapbacks and cut offs. 

help

simple-authentici-tea:

mildserendipity:

WTF I LIETERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT DOGS UNTIL NOW I AM 20 YEARS OLD

WAIT SERIOUSLY I DID NOT KNOW

simple-authentici-tea:

mildserendipity:

WTF I LIETERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT DOGS UNTIL NOW I AM 20 YEARS OLD

WAIT SERIOUSLY I DID NOT KNOW

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

wordssetinstony:

disneyprincessanna:

joeycontemporary:

in case it hasn’t hit you yet: Tiana is the first Disney Princess from America.

Bitch, please 
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I can paint with all the colors of your ignorance

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

Me like every night

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
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